Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

Don't worry... Chuck Norris has about 7 bottle rockets and 10 Roman candles pointed at NK ready to go.

Submitted: 04-06-2013 03:45 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris came before the Chicken and the Egg

Submitted: 05-10-2013 15:06 by honeybadger21 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, unfortunately Chuck Norris doesnt cry

Submitted: 05-10-2013 15:08 by honeybadger21 Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris takes a piss he clogs the toilet

Submitted: 05-10-2013 15:09 by honeybadger21 Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad"

Submitted: 05-23-2013 18:02 by Chilli Comments (0)

Chuck Norris's email is gmail@chucknorris.com

Submitted: 06-19-2013 15:58 by J.D. Comments (0)

Chuck Norris does not exist. If he existed right now he would be smashing my head on the keyboarj.dbkjls dfaòbslbfaslfbafsdlcvxnmvmalòsdfldjkf sdfhljas

Submitted: 06-21-2013 02:40 by Alexandre Comments (0)

Chuck Norris read FaceBook....Twice.

Submitted: 07-19-2013 06:34 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)

When god sneezes Chuck Norris blesses him!

Submitted: 07-22-2013 22:47 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

Submitted: 08-10-2013 10:09 by snotty Comments (0)

(not a joke) my goal is to make the Kardashians unfamous all over again with funny meme kinda like the Chuck Norris jokes but saying how useless, snooty etc.they really are.... p.s. they're witches with a capital B.

Submitted: 08-20-2013 08:45 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

Submitted: 10-09-2013 10:34 by hahaha Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris bites a Zombie they turn back to a Human. It's true... it's true.

Submitted: 10-15-2013 01:21 by nick Comments (0)

Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice

Submitted: 11-04-2013 17:37 Comments (0)

If there is a god, he would have killed the dude putting up Chuck Norris jokes by now.

Submitted: 11-18-2013 03:13 Comments (0)

I no why no one can get close to the sun, its cuz its Chuck Norris', thats it, its his

Submitted: 11-24-2013 18:16 by joe momma Comments (0)

Why are there more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee? Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

Submitted: 01-04-2014 09:46 by kal Comments (0)

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse.....horses are hung like Chuck Norris!

Submitted: 01-16-2014 21:25 Comments (0)

I just hired both Chuck Norris & Jack Bauer to track down the "I'm So Funny" Guy. They gave me a discount because they understand.

Submitted: 02-07-2014 09:45 by I\'m Not so Funny Comments (0)

The Chuck Norris vibrator..you dont use it,,,it uses you

Submitted: 02-12-2014 22:44 Comments (0)