Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

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Submitted: 09-01-2010 10:07 Comments (0)

I Love listening to 2 fathers argue about who's kid is better. Cause both the kids end up winning Olympic medals or being Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 11-25-2010 00:28 by Brad Matheny Comments (0)

Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 07-03-2010 14:41 by Joser Comments (0)

Chilling with Chuck Norris for the evening!

Submitted: 08-03-2008 00:12 Comments (2)

Chuck Norris stole your lucky charms.

Submitted: 03-17-2010 10:07 Comments (0)

Ever wonder if Chuck Norris name was Charlie Norris...would he still be such a badass?

Submitted: 10-14-2009 13:48 Comments (1)

Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That's why there's no life there.

Submitted: 02-17-2013 15:43 Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris didn't always drink milk as a baby, but when he did, he preferred dos boobies"

Submitted: 12-13-2011 06:56 by g0re Comments (0)

(not a joke) my goal is to make the Kardashians unfamous all over again with funny meme kinda like the Chuck Norris jokes but saying how useless, snooty etc.they really are.... p.s. they're witches with a capital B.

Submitted: 08-20-2013 08:45 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born.

Submitted: 05-31-2011 19:39 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris said go to youtube.com/werefamoustrickshots and sub or hes gonna hurt you

Submitted: 08-04-2012 06:33 by fts pure Comments (0)

^ well I found Chuck Norris he was hiding in my pants O_o

Submitted: 02-21-2011 22:17 Comments (0)

"Japan gets rocked by an Earthquake, Hawaii gets hit by a Tsunami and Chuck Norris celebrated his 71st birthday that same day. Cowinkydink? I think NOT!"

Submitted: 03-12-2011 15:59 by Jade Star Comments (0)

Chuck Norris found bin laden on 9-11-01 and let him go

Submitted: 05-02-2011 09:48 by JFraze Comments (0)

When asked what type of vehicle he drives, Chuck Norris responded slyly with "Don't you mean what kind of vehicle drives me?"

Submitted: 11-09-2012 12:55 Comments (0)

Taught Chuck Norris everything he knows.

Submitted: 12-03-2009 11:30 by TT Comments (0)

Enough of the Chuck Norris crap already!

Submitted: 07-17-2011 13:54 Comments (0)

If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, then you both have the same amount of money.

Submitted: 01-14-2012 13:39 by Telvin Zhong Comments (0)

BREAKING NEWS: Chuck Norris defeated by Stephen Hawking's spare wheelchair.

Submitted: 12-14-2011 12:37 Comments (0)

Even Chuck Norris knows he cannot stop Tim Tebow

Submitted: 01-09-2012 00:38 by wayne Comments (0)