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"Chuck Norris didn't always drink milk as a baby, but when he did, he preferred dos boobies"
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Submitted: 12-13-2011 06:56 by g0re Comments (0)


Ever wonder if Chuck Norris name was Charlie Norris...would he still be such a badass?
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Submitted: 10-14-2009 13:48 Comments (1)


^ well I found Chuck Norris he was hiding in my pants O_o
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Submitted: 02-21-2011 22:17 Comments (0)


When asked what type of vehicle he drives, Chuck Norris responded slyly with "Don't you mean what kind of vehicle drives me?"
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Submitted: 11-09-2012 12:55 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris found bin laden on 9-11-01 and let him go
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 09:48 by JFraze Comments (0)


"Japan gets rocked by an Earthquake, Hawaii gets hit by a Tsunami and Chuck Norris celebrated his 71st birthday that same day. Cowinkydink? I think NOT!"
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Submitted: 03-12-2011 15:59 by Jade Star Comments (0)


Enough of the Chuck Norris crap already!
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Submitted: 07-17-2011 13:54 Comments (0)


Taught Chuck Norris everything he knows.
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Submitted: 12-03-2009 11:30 by TT Comments (0)


If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, then you both have the same amount of money.
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Submitted: 01-14-2012 13:39 by Telvin Zhong Comments (0)


Chuck Norris FTW!!
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Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:50 Comments (0)


OMG...Chuck Norris Again!! your Chuck Norris is 71 Years Old and Farts Dust...he sucks as an Actor...the only that was ever cool about him was he was once a body guard for ELVIS..but that was 40 yrs ago! he sucks ass and so do you his Disciples'...
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 10:18 Comments (0)


Even Chuck Norris knows he cannot stop Tim Tebow
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Submitted: 01-09-2012 00:38 by wayne Comments (0)


What makes Chuck Norris so special? Is he a larger verson of Justin Bieber???
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Submitted: 04-13-2012 13:45 by taylor swift fan Comments (0)


BREAKING NEWS: Chuck Norris defeated by Stephen Hawking's spare wheelchair.
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 12:37 Comments (0)


Not saying that Adam Lambert is over the top however he makes Freddie Mercury look like Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 08-01-2010 22:33 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Trying to figure out what move Chuck Norris used to take over gods position
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Submitted: 08-18-2010 09:04 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


BREAKING NEWS: Chuck Norris' ass whooped by Sandy.
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Submitted: 10-29-2012 10:59 Comments (0)


Stop with the Chuck Norris stuff. It is more lame that your momma jokes!! This is suppose to be a funny site!
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 23:11 Comments (0)


"If Chuck Norris is so bad ass..please explain the TV show Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos"""""
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Submitted: 11-23-2010 16:13 Comments (0)


Charlie Sheen is WINNING... Chuck Norris already won...
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:00 by hovo Comments (0)


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