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(not a joke) my goal is to make the Kardashians unfamous all over again with funny meme kinda like the Chuck Norris jokes but saying how useless, snooty etc.they really are.... p.s. they're witches with a capital B.
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Submitted: 08-20-2013 08:45 Comments (0)


Ever wonder if Chuck Norris name was Charlie Norris...would he still be such a badass?
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Submitted: 10-14-2009 13:48 Comments (1)


^ well I found Chuck Norris he was hiding in my pants O_o
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Submitted: 02-21-2011 22:17 Comments (0)


"Japan gets rocked by an Earthquake, Hawaii gets hit by a Tsunami and Chuck Norris celebrated his 71st birthday that same day. Cowinkydink? I think NOT!"
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Submitted: 03-12-2011 15:59 by Jade Star Comments (0)


Chuck Norris found bin laden on 9-11-01 and let him go
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 09:48 by JFraze Comments (0)


When asked what type of vehicle he drives, Chuck Norris responded slyly with "Don't you mean what kind of vehicle drives me?"
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Submitted: 11-09-2012 12:55 Comments (0)


Enough of the Chuck Norris crap already!
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Submitted: 07-17-2011 13:54 Comments (0)


Taught Chuck Norris everything he knows.
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Submitted: 12-03-2009 11:30 by TT Comments (0)


If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, then you both have the same amount of money.
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Submitted: 01-14-2012 13:39 by Telvin Zhong Comments (0)


BREAKING NEWS: Chuck Norris defeated by Stephen Hawking's spare wheelchair.
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 12:37 Comments (0)


Even Chuck Norris knows he cannot stop Tim Tebow
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Submitted: 01-09-2012 00:38 by wayne Comments (0)


Chuck Norris FTW!!
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Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:50 Comments (0)


Not saying that Adam Lambert is over the top however he makes Freddie Mercury look like Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 08-01-2010 22:33 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Trying to figure out what move Chuck Norris used to take over gods position
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Submitted: 08-18-2010 09:04 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


BREAKING NEWS: Chuck Norris' ass whooped by Sandy.
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Submitted: 10-29-2012 10:59 Comments (0)


"If Chuck Norris is so bad ass..please explain the TV show Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos"""""
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Submitted: 11-23-2010 16:13 Comments (0)


OMG...Chuck Norris Again!! your Chuck Norris is 71 Years Old and Farts Dust...he sucks as an Actor...the only that was ever cool about him was he was once a body guard for ELVIS..but that was 40 yrs ago! he sucks ass and so do you his Disciples'...
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 10:18 Comments (0)


What makes Chuck Norris so special? Is he a larger verson of Justin Bieber???
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Submitted: 04-13-2012 13:45 by taylor swift fan Comments (0)


Stop with the Chuck Norris stuff. It is more lame that your momma jokes!! This is suppose to be a funny site!
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 23:11 Comments (0)


Charlie Sheen is WINNING... Chuck Norris already won...
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:00 by hovo Comments (0)


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