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What makes Chuck Norris so special? Is he a larger verson of Justin Bieber???
Chuck Norris' Birthday is December 22nd... Good luck with that Mayans..
Submitted: 05-02-2012 13:17 Comments (0)
Ever time you jack off Chuck Norris punches a mexican baby in the face with the third fist under his beard
Chuck Norris made dorry stop swiming
Boooooomm! The sound of Chuck Norris Makeing Love
The sun gets Chuck Norris burn!
When Chuck Norris adds milk to Rice Krispies, there's no Snap Crackle & Pop. They shut the fuck up.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed...
Submitted: 05-22-2012 16:20 Comments (0)
God may walk on water but Chuck Norris cn swim on land
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up
Submitted: 06-14-2012 11:28 Comments (0)
Chuck Norris has been to Mars, that is why there is no life there
Submitted: 06-17-2012 16:03 Comments (0)
Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns.
DO THIS NOW: Type “find Chuck Norris” into Google and hit “I’m feeling lucky”
Chuck Norris said go to youtube.com/werefamoustrickshots and sub or hes gonna hurt you
FACT_ Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945 and the 'Nazis' surrendered on May 7, 1945.
Submitted: 08-15-2012 14:37 Comments (0)
Jesus may have been able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
This status is Chuck Norris approved.
It's so COLD outside. If my nipples were any harder, even Chuck Norris wouldn't mess with em!!!
Enjoying a liquid lunch with Chuck Norris.
Submitted: 10-12-2012 12:05 Comments (0)
Congratulations Felix Baumgartner! But I heard Chuck Norris jumped from 130,000 feet....without the suit!