Funny Status Messages | Awkward Moments | Status Message Generator

Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

Chuck Norris Facts and Jokes

Become a fan of Tjshome.com on Facebook

Sort: Oldest |Recent | Rating
Filter: On | Off
Page: 13 of 17

Did you hear that mark (No Suggestions) is dead? apparently Chuck Norris poked him
1
2
Submitted: 05-10-2011 15:19 Comments (0)


"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
1
2
Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:05 by hovo Comments (0)


"in all other news, Chuck Norris has returned from his vacation in Pakistan...."
1
2
Submitted: 05-02-2011 13:47 by Borat Comments (0)


"Dear Osama Bin Laden, I was never retired, I was in a 23 year covert operation, sincerely Chuck Norris"
1
2
Submitted: 05-02-2011 04:09 by BRian Comments (0)


BREAKING NEWS: Chuck Norris returns from trip to Afghanistan. Coincidence? I think not
1
2
Submitted: 05-02-2011 00:26 by Bear Comments (0)


Chuck Norris punched Tay Zonday in the neck !
1
2
Submitted: 04-14-2011 21:31 Comments (0)


"Major earthquake in Japan, Chuck Norris's Birthday. Coincidence ? I don't think so!"
2
4
Submitted: 03-11-2011 02:34 Comments (0)


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created Chuck Norris.
2
4
Submitted: 04-12-2011 19:53 Comments (0)


"Last night a Centipede attempted to kill me in the shower! But with my quick Ninja-like reflexes, I Chuck Norrised his ass with the shower head......"
2
4
Submitted: 06-16-2011 09:44 Comments (0)


This message was round house kicked by Chuck Norris
4
8
Submitted: 09-01-2010 10:07 Comments (0)


Scored 1000/1000 on SAT only by writing Chuck Norris' name :P
14
28
Submitted: 10-14-2009 04:23 Comments (0)


Consulting Chuck Norris
17
37
Submitted: 07-08-2009 10:34 Comments (0)


I Love listening to 2 fathers argue about who's kid is better. Cause both the kids end up winning Olympic medals or being Chuck Norris.
2
5
Submitted: 11-25-2010 00:28 by Brad Matheny Comments (0)


Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris.
4
10
Submitted: 07-03-2010 14:41 by Joser Comments (0)


Chuck Norris stole your lucky charms.
14
37
Submitted: 03-17-2010 10:07 Comments (0)


Chilling with Chuck Norris for the evening!
13
36
Submitted: 08-03-2008 00:12 Comments (2)


Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That's why there's no life there.
1
3
Submitted: 02-17-2013 15:43 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born.
1
3
Submitted: 05-31-2011 19:39 Comments (0)


(not a joke) my goal is to make the Kardashians unfamous all over again with funny meme kinda like the Chuck Norris jokes but saying how useless, snooty etc.they really are.... p.s. they're witches with a capital B.
1
3
Submitted: 08-20-2013 08:45 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris didn't always drink milk as a baby, but when he did, he preferred dos boobies"
1
3
Submitted: 12-13-2011 06:56 by g0re Comments (0)


Submit your own Chuck Norris Fact here:
Name:
characters left