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"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:05 by hovo Comments (0)


"in all other news, Chuck Norris has returned from his vacation in Pakistan...."
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 13:47 by Borat Comments (0)


Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.
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Submitted: 11-09-2012 13:39 Comments (0)


"Dear Osama Bin Laden, I was never retired, I was in a 23 year covert operation, sincerely Chuck Norris"
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 04:09 by BRian Comments (0)


BREAKING NEWS: Chuck Norris returns from trip to Afghanistan. Coincidence? I think not
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 00:26 by Bear Comments (0)


Chuck Norris punched Tay Zonday in the neck !
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Submitted: 04-14-2011 21:31 Comments (0)


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 04-12-2011 19:53 Comments (0)


"Last night a Centipede attempted to kill me in the shower! But with my quick Ninja-like reflexes, I Chuck Norrised his ass with the shower head......"
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Submitted: 06-16-2011 09:44 Comments (0)


"Major earthquake in Japan, Chuck Norris's Birthday. Coincidence ? I don't think so!"
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Submitted: 03-11-2011 02:34 Comments (0)


This message was round house kicked by Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 09-01-2010 10:07 Comments (0)


Scored 1000/1000 on SAT only by writing Chuck Norris' name :P
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Submitted: 10-14-2009 04:23 Comments (0)


Consulting Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 07-08-2009 10:34 Comments (0)


I Love listening to 2 fathers argue about who's kid is better. Cause both the kids end up winning Olympic medals or being Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 11-25-2010 00:28 by Brad Matheny Comments (0)


Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 07-03-2010 14:41 by Joser Comments (0)


Chilling with Chuck Norris for the evening!
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Submitted: 08-03-2008 00:12 Comments (2)


Chuck Norris stole your lucky charms.
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Submitted: 03-17-2010 10:07 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born.
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Submitted: 05-31-2011 19:39 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris said go to youtube.com/werefamoustrickshots and sub or hes gonna hurt you
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Submitted: 08-04-2012 06:33 by fts pure Comments (0)


Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That's why there's no life there.
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Submitted: 02-17-2013 15:43 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris didn't always drink milk as a baby, but when he did, he preferred dos boobies"
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Submitted: 12-13-2011 06:56 by g0re Comments (0)


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