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Chuck Norris punched Tay Zonday in the neck !
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Submitted: 04-14-2011 21:31 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.
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Submitted: 11-09-2012 13:39 Comments (0)


If Chuck Norris went to... ARGH F*CK Chuck Norris!!!
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Submitted: 05-19-2011 05:19 by Anonym Comments (0)


Ghadafi vs. Chuck Norris.... Now that is what I will pay for to watch in wrestling...........
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 21:08 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)


Bin Ladin died because Chuck Norris poked him on Facebook...
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Submitted: 05-10-2011 16:05 Comments (0)


"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:05 by hovo Comments (0)


Did you hear that mark (No Suggestions) is dead? apparently Chuck Norris poked him
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Submitted: 05-10-2011 15:19 Comments (0)


"Major earthquake in Japan, Chuck Norris's Birthday. Coincidence ? I don't think so!"
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Submitted: 03-11-2011 02:34 Comments (0)


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 04-12-2011 19:53 Comments (0)


"Last night a Centipede attempted to kill me in the shower! But with my quick Ninja-like reflexes, I Chuck Norrised his ass with the shower head......"
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Submitted: 06-16-2011 09:44 Comments (0)


This message was round house kicked by Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 09-01-2010 10:07 Comments (0)


Consulting Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 07-08-2009 10:34 Comments (0)


I Love listening to 2 fathers argue about who's kid is better. Cause both the kids end up winning Olympic medals or being Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 11-25-2010 00:28 by Brad Matheny Comments (0)


Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 07-03-2010 14:41 by Joser Comments (0)


Chilling with Chuck Norris for the evening!
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Submitted: 08-03-2008 00:12 Comments (2)


Chuck Norris stole your lucky charms.
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Submitted: 03-17-2010 10:07 Comments (0)


(not a joke) my goal is to make the Kardashians unfamous all over again with funny meme kinda like the Chuck Norris jokes but saying how useless, snooty etc.they really are.... p.s. they're witches with a capital B.
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Submitted: 08-20-2013 08:45 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris didn't always drink milk as a baby, but when he did, he preferred dos boobies"
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Submitted: 12-13-2011 06:56 by g0re Comments (0)


Chuck Norris said go to youtube.com/werefamoustrickshots and sub or hes gonna hurt you
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Submitted: 08-04-2012 06:33 by fts pure Comments (0)


Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That's why there's no life there.
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Submitted: 02-17-2013 15:43 Comments (0)


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