Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

Chuck Norris knows where Scooby Doo is.

Submitted: 10-16-2009 01:36 by @bigger23 Comments (0)

Before every mission, Chuck Norris says "It's Tebow Time"

Submitted: 01-09-2012 13:22 by sully Comments (0)

Wondering what Chuck Norris would do

Submitted: 03-09-2009 15:10 by Fancypants Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris can rip your head off and throw it completely around the world before you die. Which is pretty cool because you're like Wheeee! I'm a satellite!"". But then you die. Unless Chuck puts your head back on."""

Submitted: 10-17-2010 19:09 by mickeybruce Comments (0)

"and on the first day, Chuck Norris made god"

Submitted: 10-15-2010 14:21 Comments (0)

Scored 1000/1000 on SAT only by writing Chuck Norris' name :P

Submitted: 10-14-2009 04:23 Comments (0)

Consulting Chuck Norris

Submitted: 07-08-2009 10:34 Comments (0)

"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."

Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:05 by hovo Comments (0)

If Chuck Norris went to... ARGH F*CK Chuck Norris!!!

Submitted: 05-19-2011 05:19 by Anonym Comments (0)

Bin Ladin died because Chuck Norris poked him on Facebook...

Submitted: 05-10-2011 16:05 Comments (0)

Did you hear that mark (No Suggestions) is dead? apparently Chuck Norris poked him

Submitted: 05-10-2011 15:19 Comments (0)

Ghadafi vs. Chuck Norris.... Now that is what I will pay for to watch in wrestling...........

Submitted: 03-20-2011 21:08 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)

Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.

Submitted: 11-09-2012 13:39 Comments (0)

"in all other news, Chuck Norris has returned from his vacation in Pakistan...."

Submitted: 05-02-2011 13:47 by Borat Comments (0)

"Dear Osama Bin Laden, I was never retired, I was in a 23 year covert operation, sincerely Chuck Norris"

Submitted: 05-02-2011 04:09 by BRian Comments (0)

BREAKING NEWS: Chuck Norris returns from trip to Afghanistan. Coincidence? I think not

Submitted: 05-02-2011 00:26 by Bear Comments (0)

Chuck Norris punched Tay Zonday in the neck !

Submitted: 04-14-2011 21:31 Comments (0)

"Last night a Centipede attempted to kill me in the shower! But with my quick Ninja-like reflexes, I Chuck Norrised his ass with the shower head......"

Submitted: 06-16-2011 09:44 Comments (0)

"When Chuck Norris says stop, Mc Hammer doesn't say Hammer time Chuck Norris does."

Submitted: 03-16-2011 00:02 by corey C Comments (0)

"Major earthquake in Japan, Chuck Norris's Birthday. Coincidence ? I don't think so!"

Submitted: 03-11-2011 02:34 Comments (0)