Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

"There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives."

Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:49 Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris has already been to Mars,, that's why there are no signs of life."

Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:49 Comments (0)

Life insurance premiums are based on how far you live from Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:48 by chuck norris Comments (0)

In space Chuck Norris can hear you scream

Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:48 Comments (0)

Jet Li is the Chinese version of Chuck Norris

Submitted: 03-31-2011 00:14 by Mike Comments (1)

Charlie Sheen is only winning because Chuck Norris isn't playing.

Submitted: 03-22-2011 16:35 by hovo Comments (0)

Chuck Norris taught Al Bundy how to score 4 touchdowns in a high School Football Game

Submitted: 03-21-2011 14:55 by migasjoe Comments (0)

Ghadafi vs. Chuck Norris.... Now that is what I will pay for to watch in wrestling...........

Submitted: 03-20-2011 21:08 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it"

Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:05 by hovo Comments (0)

"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."

Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:05 by hovo Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet."

Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:04 by hovo Comments (0)

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:04 by hovo Comments (0)

Somebody saw Chuck Norris' diary. That book is now known as the Guinness Book of World Records

Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:02 by hovo Comments (0)

Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.

Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:02 by hovo Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can tell if a lie detector tells a lie.

Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:01 by hovo Comments (0)

Charlie Sheen is WINNING... Chuck Norris already won...

Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:00 by hovo Comments (0)

"When Chuck Norris says stop, Mc Hammer doesn't say Hammer time Chuck Norris does."

Submitted: 03-16-2011 00:02 by corey C Comments (0)

" so awesome, Chuck Norris wears a shirt with my face on it."

Submitted: 03-15-2011 09:10 by jessie Comments (0)

"Japan gets rocked by an Earthquake, Hawaii gets hit by a Tsunami and Chuck Norris celebrated his 71st birthday that same day. Cowinkydink? I think NOT!"

Submitted: 03-12-2011 15:59 by Jade Star Comments (0)

"Charlie Sheen, Justin Bieber, & Chuck Norris walk into a bar and the bartender says What the f#@k is this? Some kind of joke?"""""

Submitted: 03-12-2011 12:14 by Gil Comments (0)