Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

By no means am I a Chuck Norris fan, but I'd love to see these p@nty waists run their mouths to his face like they do on here.

Submitted: 01-05-2012 11:35 by Joe En Lai Comments (0)

That bruce lee one really killed off the Chuck Norris jokes

Submitted: 01-08-2012 06:42 Comments (0)

Before Chuck Norris goes to bed he prays to tim tebow

Submitted: 01-08-2012 21:38 by SouthTroy4 Comments (0)

Even Chuck Norris knows he cannot stop Tim Tebow

Submitted: 01-09-2012 00:38 by wayne Comments (0)

Before every mission, Chuck Norris says "It's Tebow Time"

Submitted: 01-09-2012 13:22 by sully Comments (0)

Chuck Norris was invited to a birthday party. Norris dared one kid to suck all the helium out of all of the balloons. Today this kid is known as Justin Bieber.

Submitted: 01-11-2012 22:59 by BEGO Comments (0)

If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, then you both have the same amount of money.

Submitted: 01-14-2012 13:39 by Telvin Zhong Comments (0)

There is no theory of evolution. Just certain species that Chuck Norris allows to live !!!

Submitted: 01-30-2012 16:08 by Gary Comments (0)

Betty White....the only person Chuck Norris is afraid of!

Submitted: 02-14-2012 19:34 Comments (0)

KID: "I got 87% on the test & you?" ME: "125%" KID: "How? There was no extra credit!?" ME: "I just put Chuck Norris for every answer."

Submitted: 02-19-2012 15:52 by @DonSicks Comments (0)

I truly beleive that Chuck Norris drives a Tesla Roadster, otherwise he would of done something about those gas prices.

Submitted: 02-29-2012 23:45 by Adrian S. Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris adds milk to Rice Krispies, there's no Snap Crackle & Pop. They shut the fu$k up.

Submitted: 03-02-2012 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)

Wishing I were British for a nano-second so I can share the same twisted passion for Chuck Norris, a non entity whom we here in America choose to largely ignore.

Submitted: 03-03-2012 08:26 by Not A Wal-Mart American Comments (0)

Like for Clint Eastwood and dislike for Chuck Norris

Submitted: 03-07-2012 13:08 Comments (0)

Just finished watching my first Chuck Norris film and can now see what everyone is on about.... The guy's hilarious!

Submitted: 03-07-2012 13:34 Comments (0)

When alexander bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

Submitted: 03-08-2012 07:13 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can leap an entire year at any given moment.

Submitted: 03-11-2012 14:14 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris walked into a street light pole. . . the pole said OUCH!!!!

Submitted: 03-22-2012 23:26 by micheal Comments (0)

Brittney Griner is what happens when little girls drink Chuck Norris's sweat

Submitted: 03-26-2012 20:44 Comments (0)

The Big Bang happened after Chuck Norris farted!!

Submitted: 04-05-2012 13:59 by some guy Comments (0)