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Chuck Norris has a G-mail account. It's gmail@chucknorris.com
That bruce lee one really killed off the Chuck Norris jokes
DO THIS NOW: Type “find Chuck Norris” into Google and hit “I’m feeling lucky”
Chuck Norris can update his facebook status with a typewriter
I love Chuck Norris, but he's no Steven Seagal.
Chuck Norris said everything is going to be okay.
Says Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
When Chuck Norris holds the iPhone 4 the signal increases
Ever time you jack off Chuck Norris punches a mexican baby in the face with the third fist under his beard
Saw Chuck Norris gargle peanut butter.
"Chuck Norris does not wear condoms, because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris"
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not exist. If he existed right now he would be smashing my head on the keyboarj.dbkjls dfaòbslbfaslfbafsdlcvxnmvmalòsdfldjkf sdfhljas
God may walk on water but Chuck Norris cn swim on land
Chuck Norris' sperm count is so high that b!tches have to chew before they can swallow his load
Chuck Norris never cries, because of this when he's sad he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
When god sneezes Chuck Norris blesses him!
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.