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Saw Chuck Norris gargle peanut butter.
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Submitted: 03-03-2011 20:31 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris does not wear condoms, because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris"
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Submitted: 02-22-2011 02:00 Comments (0)


Ever time you jack off Chuck Norris punches a mexican baby in the face with the third fist under his beard
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Submitted: 05-02-2012 14:45 by biggy dickson Comments (0)


Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 11-09-2012 12:57 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Submitted: 08-10-2013 10:09 by snotty Comments (0)


When god sneezes Chuck Norris blesses him!
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Submitted: 07-22-2013 22:47 Comments (0)


"When Chuck Norris says stop, Mc Hammer doesn't say Hammer time Chuck Norris does."
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Submitted: 03-16-2011 00:02 by corey C Comments (0)


Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:51 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris' sperm count is so high that b!tches have to chew before they can swallow his load
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Submitted: 12-13-2011 14:02 Comments (0)


God may walk on water but Chuck Norris cn swim on land
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Submitted: 06-05-2012 01:38 by Fai\'tjie Comments (0)


Chuck Norris never cries, because of this when he's sad he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse.
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Submitted: 11-09-2012 13:14 Comments (0)


"and on the first day, Chuck Norris made god"
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Submitted: 10-15-2010 14:21 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris knows where Scooby Doo is.
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Submitted: 10-16-2009 01:36 by @bigger23 Comments (0)


Wondering what Chuck Norris would do
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Submitted: 03-09-2009 15:10 by Fancypants Comments (0)


Before every mission, Chuck Norris says "It's Tebow Time"
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Submitted: 01-09-2012 13:22 by sully Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris can rip your head off and throw it completely around the world before you die. Which is pretty cool because you're like Wheeee! I'm a satellite!"". But then you die. Unless Chuck puts your head back on."""
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Submitted: 10-17-2010 19:09 by mickeybruce Comments (0)


If Chuck Norris went to... ARGH F*CK Chuck Norris!!!
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Submitted: 05-19-2011 05:19 by Anonym Comments (0)


Bin Ladin died because Chuck Norris poked him on Facebook...
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Submitted: 05-10-2011 16:05 Comments (0)


Did you hear that mark (No Suggestions) is dead? apparently Chuck Norris poked him
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Submitted: 05-10-2011 15:19 Comments (0)


"in all other news, Chuck Norris has returned from his vacation in Pakistan...."
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 13:47 by Borat Comments (0)


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