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Why did the lights go out at the SuperBowl? Chuck Norris was bored.
Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty
"Happy Birthday Chuck Norris! When Chuck Norris was born, he delivered himself before delivering a roundhouse kick to the doctor."
@ChuckDamnNorris: Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh&t from anybody.
Says Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
When Chuck Norris holds the iPhone 4 the signal increases
Ever time you jack off Chuck Norris punches a mexican baby in the face with the third fist under his beard
"Chuck Norris does not wear condoms, because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris"
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not exist. If he existed right now he would be smashing my head on the keyboarj.dbkjls dfaòbslbfaslfbafsdlcvxnmvmalòsdfldjkf sdfhljas
Saw Chuck Norris gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris' sperm count is so high that b!tches have to chew before they can swallow his load
Chuck Norris never cries, because of this when he's sad he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
When god sneezes Chuck Norris blesses him!
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
God may walk on water but Chuck Norris cn swim on land