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If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, then you both have the same amount of money.
There is no theory of evolution. Just certain species that Chuck Norris allows to live !!!
Betty White....the only person Chuck Norris is afraid of!
KID: "I got 87% on the test & you?" ME: "125%" KID: "How? There was no extra credit!?" ME: "I just put Chuck Norris for every answer."
I truly beleive that Chuck Norris drives a Tesla Roadster, otherwise he would of done something about those gas prices.
When Chuck Norris adds milk to Rice Krispies, there's no Snap Crackle & Pop. They shut the fu$k up.
Wishing I were British for a nano-second so I can share the same twisted passion for Chuck Norris, a non entity whom we here in America choose to largely ignore.
Like for Clint Eastwood and dislike for Chuck Norris
Just finished watching my first Chuck Norris film and can now see what everyone is on about.... The guy's hilarious!
When alexander bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can leap an entire year at any given moment.
Chuck Norris walked into a street light pole. . . the pole said OUCH!!!!
Brittney Griner is what happens when little girls drink Chuck Norris's sweat
The Big Bang happened after Chuck Norris farted!!
What makes Chuck Norris so special? Is he a larger verson of Justin Bieber???
Chuck Norris' Birthday is December 22nd... Good luck with that Mayans..
Ever time you jack off Chuck Norris punches a mexican baby in the face with the third fist under his beard
Chuck Norris made dorry stop swiming
Boooooomm! The sound of Chuck Norris Makeing Love
The sun gets Chuck Norris burn!