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If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, then you both have the same amount of money.
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Submitted: 01-14-2012 13:39 by Telvin Zhong Comments (0)


There is no theory of evolution. Just certain species that Chuck Norris allows to live !!!
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Submitted: 01-30-2012 16:08 by Gary Comments (0)


Betty White....the only person Chuck Norris is afraid of!
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Submitted: 02-14-2012 19:34 Comments (0)


KID: "I got 87% on the test & you?" ME: "125%" KID: "How? There was no extra credit!?" ME: "I just put Chuck Norris for every answer."
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Submitted: 02-19-2012 15:52 by @DonSicks Comments (0)


I truly beleive that Chuck Norris drives a Tesla Roadster, otherwise he would of done something about those gas prices.
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Submitted: 02-29-2012 23:45 by Adrian S. Comments (0)


When Chuck Norris adds milk to Rice Krispies, there's no Snap Crackle & Pop. They shut the fu$k up.
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Submitted: 03-02-2012 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)


Wishing I were British for a nano-second so I can share the same twisted passion for Chuck Norris, a non entity whom we here in America choose to largely ignore.
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Submitted: 03-03-2012 08:26 by Not A Wal-Mart American Comments (0)


Like for Clint Eastwood and dislike for Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 03-07-2012 13:08 Comments (0)


Just finished watching my first Chuck Norris film and can now see what everyone is on about.... The guy's hilarious!
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Submitted: 03-07-2012 13:34 Comments (0)


When alexander bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 03-08-2012 07:13 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can leap an entire year at any given moment.
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Submitted: 03-11-2012 14:14 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris walked into a street light pole. . . the pole said OUCH!!!!
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Submitted: 03-22-2012 23:26 by micheal Comments (0)


Brittney Griner is what happens when little girls drink Chuck Norris's sweat
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Submitted: 03-26-2012 20:44 Comments (0)


The Big Bang happened after Chuck Norris farted!!
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Submitted: 04-05-2012 13:59 by some guy Comments (0)


What makes Chuck Norris so special? Is he a larger verson of Justin Bieber???
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Submitted: 04-13-2012 13:45 by taylor swift fan Comments (0)


Chuck Norris' Birthday is December 22nd... Good luck with that Mayans..
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Submitted: 05-02-2012 13:17 Comments (0)


Ever time you jack off Chuck Norris punches a mexican baby in the face with the third fist under his beard
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Submitted: 05-02-2012 14:45 by biggy dickson Comments (0)


Chuck Norris made dorry stop swiming
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Submitted: 05-02-2012 14:59 by biggydickson Comments (0)


Boooooomm! The sound of Chuck Norris Makeing Love
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Submitted: 05-02-2012 15:01 by Little T Comments (0)


The sun gets Chuck Norris burn!
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Submitted: 05-10-2012 14:43 by big-boned Comments (0)


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