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Chuck Norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:31 Comments (0)


They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh&t from anybody.
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Submitted: 12-12-2012 08:18 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris said everything is going to be okay.
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Submitted: 05-20-2011 14:50 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:18 Comments (0)


"that Chuck Norris is the only one that can come up with a funny Chuck Norris joke. So nobody else try, Ok?"
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Submitted: 09-12-2011 06:49 Comments (0)


How many woodchucks would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris would chuck woodchucks?
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Submitted: 02-02-2011 02:03 by JaxWylde Comments (0)


Leading hand sanitizers claim to kill %99.99 of germs. Chuck Norris can kill %100 of whatever the *blip* he wants.
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Submitted: 11-18-2012 12:37 by PewPew Comments (0)


Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:17 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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Submitted: 11-09-2012 13:17 Comments (0)


I can post a Chuck Norris post it got me 70 plus likes....I think someone is mad they didn't come up with it lol
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Submitted: 12-13-2011 15:01 Comments (0)


I no why no one can get close to the sun, its cuz its Chuck Norris', thats it, its his
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Submitted: 11-24-2013 18:16 by joe momma Comments (0)


"I believe, Osama is killed by Chuck Norris, with his roundhouse kick, the following up wind............"
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 04:49 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)


Hey Yanks. Will you tell us all about that time you won Dubbya-Dubbya-Two all on your own or that Chuck Norris could have done something impossible? Because it's been at least a good five minutes since we heard one of those tales.
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Submitted: 08-27-2011 18:40 Comments (0)


"X Chuck Norris's Twitter feed: Yes the rumors are true, it was me that killed Bin Laden. With a straw and a spit ball."" """
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 02:18 by Bear Comments (0)


Chuck Norris's sperm is so tough that women have to chew it before they can swallow it.
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Submitted: 08-11-2011 10:02 by BAD GUY Comments (0)


If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Submitted: 11-09-2012 12:52 Comments (0)


A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a roundhouse kick.
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Submitted: 11-09-2012 12:43 by roflol Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris's Twitter feed: Yes the rumors are true, it was me that killed Bin Laden. With my famous roundhouse kick."""""
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 00:07 by Walker T. Ranger Comments (0)


Says Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
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Submitted: 09-12-2009 17:22 by Molly Comments (0)


When Chuck Norris holds the iPhone 4 the signal increases
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Submitted: 08-10-2010 02:10 Comments (0)


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