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Chuck Norris said everything is going to be okay.
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Submitted: 05-20-2011 14:50 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, unfortunately Chuck Norris doesnt cry
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Submitted: 05-10-2013 15:08 by honeybadger21 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:18 Comments (0)


"Happy Birthday Chuck Norris! When Chuck Norris was born, he delivered himself before delivering a roundhouse kick to the doctor."
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Submitted: 03-10-2011 22:00 by JQ Comments (0)


"that Chuck Norris is the only one that can come up with a funny Chuck Norris joke. So nobody else try, Ok?"
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Submitted: 09-12-2011 06:49 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:17 Comments (0)


That bruce lee one really killed off the Chuck Norris jokes
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Submitted: 01-08-2012 06:42 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris has a G-mail account. It's gmail@chucknorris.com
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Submitted: 03-18-2013 12:42 Comments (0)


DO THIS NOW: Type “find Chuck Norris” into Google and hit “I’m feeling lucky”
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Submitted: 07-27-2012 23:30 by Gee Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can update his facebook status with a typewriter
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Submitted: 03-03-2013 01:26 by Incrediblematt Comments (0)


I love Chuck Norris, but he's no Steven Seagal.
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Submitted: 12-08-2015 04:49 by val Comments (0)


I can post a Chuck Norris post it got me 70 plus likes....I think someone is mad they didn't come up with it lol
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Submitted: 12-13-2011 15:01 Comments (0)


"I believe, Osama is killed by Chuck Norris, with his roundhouse kick, the following up wind............"
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 04:49 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)


Chuck Norris does not move to the music. The music moves to Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 08-05-2015 16:12 by Recovering hipster Comments (0)


Why did the lights go out at the SuperBowl? Chuck Norris was bored.
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Submitted: 02-04-2013 22:13 Comments (0)


Hey Yanks. Will you tell us all about that time you won Dubbya-Dubbya-Two all on your own or that Chuck Norris could have done something impossible? Because it's been at least a good five minutes since we heard one of those tales.
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Submitted: 08-27-2011 18:40 Comments (0)


"X Chuck Norris's Twitter feed: Yes the rumors are true, it was me that killed Bin Laden. With a straw and a spit ball."" """
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 02:18 by Bear Comments (0)


Says Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
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Submitted: 09-12-2009 17:22 by Molly Comments (0)


When Chuck Norris holds the iPhone 4 the signal increases
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Submitted: 08-10-2010 02:10 Comments (0)


Ever time you jack off Chuck Norris punches a mexican baby in the face with the third fist under his beard
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Submitted: 05-02-2012 14:45 by biggy dickson Comments (0)


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