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Fox News Reports: Chuck Norris to apologize for causing Earthquake in Japan after overnight partying for his 71st birthday.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh&t from anybody.
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about
"I believe, Osama is killed by Chuck Norris, with his roundhouse kick, the following up wind............"
"Happy Birthday Chuck Norris! When Chuck Norris was born, he delivered himself before delivering a roundhouse kick to the doctor."
I can post a Chuck Norris post it got me 70 plus likes....I think someone is mad they didn't come up with it lol
Leading hand sanitizers claim to kill %99.99 of germs. Chuck Norris can kill %100 of whatever the *blip* he wants.
"X Chuck Norris's Twitter feed: Yes the rumors are true, it was me that killed Bin Laden. With a straw and a spit ball."" """
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
Chuck Norris's sperm is so tough that women have to chew it before they can swallow it.
I no why no one can get close to the sun, its cuz its Chuck Norris', thats it, its his
"Chuck Norris's Twitter feed: Yes the rumors are true, it was me that killed Bin Laden. With my famous roundhouse kick."""""
The boogie man checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris
How many woodchucks would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris would chuck woodchucks?
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a roundhouse kick.
Got milk? ..Chuck Norris does
Enjoying a liquid lunch with Chuck Norris.
It's so COLD outside. If my nipples were any harder, even Chuck Norris wouldn't mess with em!!!
Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, unfortunately Chuck Norris doesnt cry
Chuck Norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.