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How many woodchucks would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris would chuck woodchucks?
The boogie man checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
Got milk? ..Chuck Norris does
Enjoying a liquid lunch with Chuck Norris.
It's so COLD outside. If my nipples were any harder, even Chuck Norris wouldn't mess with em!!!
Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, unfortunately Chuck Norris doesnt cry
Chuck Norris has a G-mail account. It's gmail@chucknorris.com
That bruce lee one really killed off the Chuck Norris jokes
DO THIS NOW: Type “find Chuck Norris” into Google and hit “I’m feeling lucky”
Chuck Norris can update his facebook status with a typewriter
I love Chuck Norris, but he's no Steven Seagal.
Chuck Norris said everything is going to be okay.
If at first you don't succeed... you're not Chuck Norris
"that Chuck Norris is the only one that can come up with a funny Chuck Norris joke. So nobody else try, Ok?"
Fox News Reports: Chuck Norris to apologize for causing Earthquake in Japan after overnight partying for his 71st birthday.
"...so, looking toward 2012, maybe we could use another Reagan. Hmm. Conservative B-Movie actor... I've got it!! Chuck Norris FOR PRESIDENT"
Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.
Chuck Norris does not move to the music. The music moves to Chuck Norris.