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Got milk? ..Chuck Norris does
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Submitted: 06-30-2011 02:31 by gee Comments (0)


That bruce lee one really killed off the Chuck Norris jokes
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Submitted: 01-08-2012 06:42 Comments (0)


DO THIS NOW: Type “find Chuck Norris” into Google and hit “I’m feeling lucky”
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Submitted: 07-27-2012 23:30 by Gee Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can update his facebook status with a typewriter
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Submitted: 03-03-2013 01:26 by Incrediblematt Comments (0)


I love Chuck Norris, but he's no Steven Seagal.
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Submitted: 12-08-2015 04:49 by val Comments (0)


Chuck Norris does not move to the music. The music moves to Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 08-05-2015 16:12 by Recovering hipster Comments (0)


Why did the lights go out at the SuperBowl? Chuck Norris was bored.
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Submitted: 02-04-2013 22:13 Comments (0)


@ChuckDamnNorris: Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Submitted: 12-12-2012 23:14 by Surge Comments (0)


Chuck Norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:31 Comments (0)


They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh&t from anybody.
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Submitted: 12-12-2012 08:18 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris said everything is going to be okay.
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Submitted: 05-20-2011 14:50 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:18 Comments (0)


"that Chuck Norris is the only one that can come up with a funny Chuck Norris joke. So nobody else try, Ok?"
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Submitted: 09-12-2011 06:49 Comments (0)


How many woodchucks would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris would chuck woodchucks?
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Submitted: 02-02-2011 02:03 by JaxWylde Comments (0)


Leading hand sanitizers claim to kill %99.99 of germs. Chuck Norris can kill %100 of whatever the *blip* he wants.
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Submitted: 11-18-2012 12:37 by PewPew Comments (0)


Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:17 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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Submitted: 11-09-2012 13:17 Comments (0)


Says Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
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Submitted: 09-12-2009 17:22 by Molly Comments (0)


When Chuck Norris holds the iPhone 4 the signal increases
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Submitted: 08-10-2010 02:10 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris does not exist. If he existed right now he would be smashing my head on the keyboarj.dbkjls dfaòbslbfaslfbafsdlcvxnmvmalòsdfldjkf sdfhljas
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Submitted: 06-21-2013 02:40 by Alexandre Comments (0)


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