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"Chuck Norris's Twitter feed: Yes the rumors are true, it was me that killed Bin Laden. With my famous roundhouse kick."""""
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 00:07 by Walker T. Ranger Comments (0)


If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Submitted: 11-09-2012 12:52 Comments (0)


A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a roundhouse kick.
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Submitted: 11-09-2012 12:43 by roflol Comments (0)


The boogie man checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 11-21-2011 20:35 Comments (0)


If at first you don't succeed... you're not Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 11-14-2010 17:30 by mickeybruce Comments (0)


Fox News Reports: Chuck Norris to apologize for causing Earthquake in Japan after overnight partying for his 71st birthday.
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Submitted: 03-11-2011 09:57 Comments (0)


"...so, looking toward 2012, maybe we could use another Reagan. Hmm. Conservative B-Movie actor... I've got it!! Chuck Norris FOR PRESIDENT"
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Submitted: 11-06-2010 11:48 by mickeybruce Comments (0)


Enjoying a liquid lunch with Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 10-12-2012 12:05 Comments (0)


It's so COLD outside. If my nipples were any harder, even Chuck Norris wouldn't mess with em!!!
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Submitted: 10-10-2012 05:13 by Sorrel Comments (0)


"Happy Birthday Chuck Norris! When Chuck Norris was born, he delivered himself before delivering a roundhouse kick to the doctor."
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Submitted: 03-10-2011 22:00 by JQ Comments (0)


Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, unfortunately Chuck Norris doesnt cry
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Submitted: 05-10-2013 15:08 by honeybadger21 Comments (0)


Got milk? ..Chuck Norris does
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Submitted: 06-30-2011 02:31 by gee Comments (0)


That bruce lee one really killed off the Chuck Norris jokes
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Submitted: 01-08-2012 06:42 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris has a G-mail account. It's gmail@chucknorris.com
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Submitted: 03-18-2013 12:42 Comments (0)


DO THIS NOW: Type “find Chuck Norris” into Google and hit “I’m feeling lucky”
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Submitted: 07-27-2012 23:30 by Gee Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can update his facebook status with a typewriter
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Submitted: 03-03-2013 01:26 by Incrediblematt Comments (0)


I love Chuck Norris, but he's no Steven Seagal.
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Submitted: 12-08-2015 04:49 by val Comments (0)


Says Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
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Submitted: 09-12-2009 17:22 by Molly Comments (0)


When Chuck Norris holds the iPhone 4 the signal increases
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Submitted: 08-10-2010 02:10 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris does not wear condoms, because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris"
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Submitted: 02-22-2011 02:00 Comments (0)


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