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"This is Chuck Norris, you guys need to stop talking about me, talk sh¡t get h¡t"
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 12:33 Comments (0)


BREAKING NEWS: Chuck Norris defeated by Stephen Hawking's spare wheelchair.
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 12:37 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris. It's just a phase.
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 21:36 Comments (0)


The boogie man looks under his bed for Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 23:09 by Katie Comments (0)


Stop with the Chuck Norris stuff. It is more lame that your momma jokes!! This is suppose to be a funny site!
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 23:11 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a r@c!st"
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 23:13 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris called. He wants the 1980's back
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Submitted: 12-15-2011 00:00 by zd Comments (0)


Chuck Norris starting in Expendables 2....just to let all the Chuck Norris haters out there know
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Submitted: 12-15-2011 18:07 Comments (0)


Expendables 2 starring Chuck Norris and his B*tches
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Submitted: 12-15-2011 18:09 Comments (0)


"Spoiler Alert: Chuck Norris kills everybody, including the camera men"
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Submitted: 12-15-2011 18:11 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
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Submitted: 12-15-2011 19:28 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris has actually been dead for the last 5 years, but the grim reaper is too scared to tell him"
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Submitted: 12-15-2011 19:36 Comments (0)


I'm about to go footloose on yo ass with a little Chuck Norris behind those kicks
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Submitted: 12-21-2011 17:00 by david Comments (0)


Chuck Norris and Mr. T should run the newly form Tea Party......"I Pity the Fool who disagrees" , "Im Chuck Norris and I approve this message!"
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Submitted: 12-23-2011 15:32 by jitney Comments (0)


Mr. T & Chuck Norris should run the newly form Tea Party......"I Pity the Fool who disagrees" , "Im Chuck Norris and I approve this message!"
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Submitted: 12-23-2011 15:37 by jitney Comments (0)


Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Submitted: 12-25-2011 20:05 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born
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Submitted: 12-27-2011 22:11 by BEGO Comments (0)


By no means am I a Chuck Norris fan, but I'd love to see these p@nty waists run their mouths to his face like they do on here.
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Submitted: 01-05-2012 11:35 by Joe En Lai Comments (0)


That bruce lee one really killed off the Chuck Norris jokes
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Submitted: 01-08-2012 06:42 Comments (0)


Before Chuck Norris goes to bed he prays to tim tebow
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Submitted: 01-08-2012 21:38 by SouthTroy4 Comments (0)


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