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I don't need walls around my heart... why? because Chuck Norris is guarding it
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Submitted: 12-17-2010 20:28 Comments (0)


The movie Anaconda was shot it Chuck Norris's underwear...
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Submitted: 10-26-2010 13:48 by Pank Comments (0)


Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and came back and they were just called The Islands
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Submitted: 10-16-2010 15:57 by hi...wazzup Comments (0)


Chuck Norris bottles his farts and sells them on Craigslist as cans of whoop ass
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Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:54 Comments (0)


It's so COLD outside. If my nipples were any harder, even Chuck Norris wouldn't mess with em!!!
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Submitted: 10-10-2012 05:13 by Sorrel Comments (0)


Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, unfortunately Chuck Norris doesnt cry
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Submitted: 05-10-2013 15:08 by honeybadger21 Comments (0)


"Happy Birthday Chuck Norris! When Chuck Norris was born, he delivered himself before delivering a roundhouse kick to the doctor."
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Submitted: 03-10-2011 22:00 by JQ Comments (0)


Got milk? ..Chuck Norris does
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Submitted: 06-30-2011 02:31 by gee Comments (0)


That bruce lee one really killed off the Chuck Norris jokes
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Submitted: 01-08-2012 06:42 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris has a G-mail account. It's gmail@chucknorris.com
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Submitted: 03-18-2013 12:42 Comments (0)


DO THIS NOW: Type “find Chuck Norris” into Google and hit “I’m feeling lucky”
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Submitted: 07-27-2012 23:30 by Gee Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can update his facebook status with a typewriter
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Submitted: 03-03-2013 01:26 by Incrediblematt Comments (0)


I love Chuck Norris, but he's no Steven Seagal.
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Submitted: 12-08-2015 04:49 by val Comments (0)


Chuck Norris does not move to the music. The music moves to Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 08-05-2015 16:12 by Recovering hipster Comments (0)


Why did the lights go out at the SuperBowl? Chuck Norris was bored.
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Submitted: 02-04-2013 22:13 Comments (0)


@ChuckDamnNorris: Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Submitted: 12-12-2012 23:14 by Surge Comments (0)


Chuck Norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:31 Comments (0)


They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh&t from anybody.
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Submitted: 12-12-2012 08:18 Comments (0)


How many woodchucks would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris would chuck woodchucks?
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Submitted: 02-02-2011 02:03 by JaxWylde Comments (0)


Chuck Norris said everything is going to be okay.
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Submitted: 05-20-2011 14:50 Comments (0)


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