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The movie Anaconda was shot it Chuck Norris's underwear...
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Submitted: 10-26-2010 13:48 by Pank Comments (0)


Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and came back and they were just called The Islands
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Submitted: 10-16-2010 15:57 by hi...wazzup Comments (0)


Chuck Norris bottles his farts and sells them on Craigslist as cans of whoop ass
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Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:54 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can update his facebook status with a typewriter
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Submitted: 03-03-2013 01:26 by Incrediblematt Comments (0)


I love Chuck Norris, but he's no Steven Seagal.
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Submitted: 12-08-2015 04:49 by val Comments (0)


Chuck Norris's sperm is so tough that women have to chew it before they can swallow it.
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Submitted: 08-11-2011 10:02 by BAD GUY Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris's Twitter feed: Yes the rumors are true, it was me that killed Bin Laden. With my famous roundhouse kick."""""
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 00:07 by Walker T. Ranger Comments (0)


Chuck Norris does not move to the music. The music moves to Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 08-05-2015 16:12 by Recovering hipster Comments (0)


Why did the lights go out at the SuperBowl? Chuck Norris was bored.
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Submitted: 02-04-2013 22:13 Comments (0)


The boogie man checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 11-21-2011 20:35 Comments (0)


@ChuckDamnNorris: Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Submitted: 12-12-2012 23:14 by Surge Comments (0)


They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh&t from anybody.
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Submitted: 12-12-2012 08:18 Comments (0)


How many woodchucks would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris would chuck woodchucks?
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Submitted: 02-02-2011 02:03 by JaxWylde Comments (0)


Leading hand sanitizers claim to kill %99.99 of germs. Chuck Norris can kill %100 of whatever the *blip* he wants.
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Submitted: 11-18-2012 12:37 by PewPew Comments (0)


Got milk? ..Chuck Norris does
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Submitted: 06-30-2011 02:31 by gee Comments (0)


Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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Submitted: 11-09-2012 13:17 Comments (0)


I no why no one can get close to the sun, its cuz its Chuck Norris', thats it, its his
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Submitted: 11-24-2013 18:16 by joe momma Comments (0)


Chuck Norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:31 Comments (0)


A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a roundhouse kick.
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Submitted: 11-09-2012 12:43 by roflol Comments (0)


Chuck Norris said everything is going to be okay.
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Submitted: 05-20-2011 14:50 Comments (0)


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