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"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad"
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Submitted: 05-23-2013 18:02 by Chilli Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can read lady gage's poker face
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Submitted: 12-01-2009 15:39 Comments (2)


Chuck Norris made dorry stop swiming
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Submitted: 05-02-2012 14:59 by biggydickson Comments (0)


Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:16 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice
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Submitted: 11-04-2013 17:37 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris's email is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Submitted: 06-19-2013 15:58 by J.D. Comments (0)


When Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity he went out and found it.
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Submitted: 02-17-2011 05:30 by Seddy90 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris deleted his Facebook & created fist book!
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Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:57 by Carolynn is done with Norris jokes..for now Comments (0)


I don't need walls around my heart... why? because Chuck Norris is guarding it
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Submitted: 12-17-2010 20:28 Comments (0)


The movie Anaconda was shot it Chuck Norris's underwear...
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Submitted: 10-26-2010 13:48 by Pank Comments (0)


Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and came back and they were just called The Islands
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Submitted: 10-16-2010 15:57 by hi...wazzup Comments (0)


Chuck Norris bottles his farts and sells them on Craigslist as cans of whoop ass
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Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:54 Comments (0)


Got milk? ..Chuck Norris does
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Submitted: 06-30-2011 02:31 by gee Comments (0)


It's so COLD outside. If my nipples were any harder, even Chuck Norris wouldn't mess with em!!!
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Submitted: 10-10-2012 05:13 by Sorrel Comments (0)


How many woodchucks would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris would chuck woodchucks?
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Submitted: 02-02-2011 02:03 by JaxWylde Comments (0)


Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, unfortunately Chuck Norris doesnt cry
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Submitted: 05-10-2013 15:08 by honeybadger21 Comments (0)


That bruce lee one really killed off the Chuck Norris jokes
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Submitted: 01-08-2012 06:42 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris has a G-mail account. It's gmail@chucknorris.com
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Submitted: 03-18-2013 12:42 Comments (0)


DO THIS NOW: Type “find Chuck Norris” into Google and hit “I’m feeling lucky”
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Submitted: 07-27-2012 23:30 by Gee Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can update his facebook status with a typewriter
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Submitted: 03-03-2013 01:26 by Incrediblematt Comments (0)


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