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"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad"
Chuck Norris can read lady gage's poker face
Chuck Norris made dorry stop swiming
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice
Chuck Norris's email is gmail@chucknorris.com
When Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity he went out and found it.
Chuck Norris deleted his Facebook & created fist book!
I don't need walls around my heart... why? because Chuck Norris is guarding it
The movie Anaconda was shot it Chuck Norris's underwear...
Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and came back and they were just called The Islands
Chuck Norris bottles his farts and sells them on Craigslist as cans of whoop ass
Got milk? ..Chuck Norris does
It's so COLD outside. If my nipples were any harder, even Chuck Norris wouldn't mess with em!!!
How many woodchucks would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris would chuck woodchucks?
Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, unfortunately Chuck Norris doesnt cry
That bruce lee one really killed off the Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris has a G-mail account. It's gmail@chucknorris.com
DO THIS NOW: Type “find Chuck Norris” into Google and hit “I’m feeling lucky”
Chuck Norris can update his facebook status with a typewriter