Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

"Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is The Two"""""

Submitted: 08-28-2011 18:29 Comments (0)

Why doesn't Chuck Norris where condoms???? There's no protection from Chuck Norris....

Submitted: 08-28-2011 18:28 Comments (0)

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate."

Submitted: 08-28-2011 18:28 Comments (0)

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Submitted: 08-28-2011 18:27 Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stares at it and dares it to grow."

Submitted: 08-28-2011 18:27 Comments (0)

....... Jason Statham vs. Chuck Norris .... Hmmmm.... I wonder who would kick the others arse?

Submitted: 08-27-2011 18:51 Comments (0)

Hey Yanks. Will you tell us all about that time you won Dubbya-Dubbya-Two all on your own or that Chuck Norris could have done something impossible? Because it's been at least a good five minutes since we heard one of those tales.

Submitted: 08-27-2011 18:40 Comments (0)

"Breaking News: During the D.C. Earthquake, Chuck Norris was spotted doing push-ups."

Submitted: 08-24-2011 13:54 Comments (0)

Its not A Good idea to try chewing a Jaw Breaker unless your Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 08-23-2011 19:23 by Keyboard Smasher 5000 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris's sperm is so tough that women have to chew it before they can swallow it.

Submitted: 08-11-2011 10:02 by BAD GUY Comments (0)

Chuck Norris Is A Strict Parent. This One Time His Daughter Amy Said No To Rehab. He Didn't Give Her A Chamce To Say No Again.

Submitted: 07-28-2011 04:27 by Rachael Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris once scared the fur off an ewok. We now know that ewok as Snookie""."""

Submitted: 07-26-2011 18:13 by Name KiKi Comments (0)

Enough of the Chuck Norris crap already!

Submitted: 07-17-2011 13:54 Comments (0)

Just tired too Google Chuck Norris real name...And Google told me too stop looking for trouble...

Submitted: 07-17-2011 08:31 by bryan j brown Comments (0)

Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language...

Submitted: 07-16-2011 14:30 Comments (0)

"If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch."

Submitted: 07-13-2011 14:51 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can block a punch with his face

Submitted: 07-08-2011 09:19 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 07-04-2011 21:36 by BEGO Comments (0)

Got milk? ..Chuck Norris does

Submitted: 06-30-2011 02:31 by gee Comments (0)

"Last night a Centipede attempted to kill me in the shower! But with my quick Ninja-like reflexes, I Chuck Norrised his ass with the shower head......"

Submitted: 06-16-2011 09:44 Comments (0)