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There used to be a street named Chuck Norris but they had to change it cause nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:56 Comments (0)


"If Chuck Norris ever got caught speeding, HE'D let the cop off with a warning"
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Submitted: 04-17-2011 23:34 Comments (0)


"When Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, he found it and got it back."
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Submitted: 12-13-2011 10:27 Comments (0)


Aliens exist. They are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they invade.
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Submitted: 04-12-2011 23:18 by BEGO Comments (0)


Antarctica is gone missing since yesterday. Rumor is that Chuck Norris must have accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge.😂
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Submitted: 08-31-2014 02:44 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can convince Charlie Sheen that he is losing...
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Submitted: 04-15-2011 20:33 by Jax Comments (0)


"The Black Eyed Peas were originally named The Peas""....until they met Chuck Norris."""
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Submitted: 10-29-2011 13:05 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)


Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 07-04-2011 21:36 by BEGO Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris does not have a middle name, nobody gets between Chuck Norris."
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Submitted: 10-29-2011 13:04 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)


Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Submitted: 10-29-2011 13:03 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)


Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:21 Comments (0)


Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:16 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can delete Recycle Bin
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Submitted: 04-12-2011 11:17 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris once scared the fur off an ewok. We now know that ewok as Snookie""."""
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Submitted: 07-26-2011 18:13 by Name KiKi Comments (0)


Chuck Norris runs android on his I-Phone
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Submitted: 11-20-2011 20:20 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can block a punch with his face
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Submitted: 07-08-2011 09:19 Comments (0)


I just hired both Chuck Norris & Jack Bauer to track down the "I'm So Funny" Guy. They gave me a discount because they understand.
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Submitted: 02-07-2014 09:45 by I\'m Not so Funny Comments (0)


"if they can't kill Michael Myers, they should just call Chuck Norris."
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Submitted: 10-31-2011 01:49 Comments (0)


I truly beleive that Chuck Norris drives a Tesla Roadster, otherwise he would of done something about those gas prices.
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Submitted: 02-29-2012 23:45 by Adrian S. Comments (0)


Chuck Norris Is A Strict Parent. This One Time His Daughter Amy Said No To Rehab. He Didn't Give Her A Chamce To Say No Again.
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Submitted: 07-28-2011 04:27 by Rachael Comments (0)

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