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Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon from a landline.
Submitted: 07-26-2016 22:10 Comments (0)
When Alexander Graham Bell finally finished inventing the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Submitted: 05-03-2016 15:31 Comments (0)
The government refuses to name a bridge after Chuck Norris because you don’t cross Chuck Norris.
Submitted: 12-16-2015 07:23 Comments (0)
If Chuck Norris were really a Texas Ranger, there would be no illegal immigration problem.
I love Chuck Norris, but he's no Steven Seagal.
Just found out Chuck Norris has bodyguards... AND A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO
Chuck Norris does not move to the music. The music moves to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just called The Islands.
Submitted: 10-06-2014 22:01 Comments (0)
Antarctica is gone missing since yesterday. Rumor is that Chuck Norris must have accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge.😂
Submitted: 08-31-2014 02:44 Comments (0)
Thought of the day: I'm glad bees don't build muscles while flying around all day! Don't need a Chuck Norris bee swift kicking me in the face just to knock me down and sting me!!
Submitted: 06-24-2014 14:59 Comments (0)
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits
Submitted: 05-08-2014 14:55 Comments (0)
You can't search for Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris searches for you...
Chuck Norris is not signing up for Obama Care, due to him being death proof
The Chuck Norris vibrator..you dont use it,,,it uses you
Submitted: 02-12-2014 22:44 Comments (0)
I just hired both Chuck Norris & Jack Bauer to track down the "I'm So Funny" Guy. They gave me a discount because they understand.
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse.....horses are hung like Chuck Norris!
Submitted: 01-16-2014 21:25 Comments (0)
Why are there more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee? Because Bruce Lee is no joke.
I no why no one can get close to the sun, its cuz its Chuck Norris', thats it, its his
If there is a god, he would have killed the dude putting up Chuck Norris jokes by now.
Submitted: 11-18-2013 03:13 Comments (0)
Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice
Submitted: 11-04-2013 17:37 Comments (0)