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Charlie Sheen is WINNING... Chuck Norris already won...
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:00 by hovo Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can tell if a lie detector tells a lie.
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:01 by hovo Comments (0)


Somebody saw Chuck Norris' diary. That book is now known as the Guinness Book of World Records
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:02 by hovo Comments (0)


Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:02 by hovo Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet."
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:04 by hovo Comments (0)


Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:04 by hovo Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it"
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:05 by hovo Comments (0)


"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:05 by hovo Comments (0)


Charlie Sheen is only winning because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Submitted: 03-22-2011 16:35 by hovo Comments (0)

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