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Charlie Sheen is WINNING... Chuck Norris already won...
Chuck Norris can tell if a lie detector tells a lie.
Somebody saw Chuck Norris' diary. That book is now known as the Guinness Book of World Records
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
"Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet."
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
"Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it"
"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
Charlie Sheen is only winning because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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