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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you die!

Submitted: 06-19-2010 00:03 by BEGO Comments (0)

Aliens exist. They are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they invade.

Submitted: 04-12-2011 23:18 by BEGO Comments (0)

Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 07-04-2011 21:36 by BEGO Comments (0)

Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born

Submitted: 12-27-2011 22:11 by BEGO Comments (0)

Chuck Norris was invited to a birthday party. Norris dared one kid to suck all the helium out of all of the balloons. Today this kid is known as Justin Bieber.

Submitted: 01-11-2012 22:59 by BEGO Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris adds milk to Rice Krispies, there's no Snap Crackle & Pop. They shut the fu$k up.

Submitted: 03-02-2012 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris adds milk to Rice Krispies, there's no Snap Crackle & Pop. They shut the fuck up.

Submitted: 05-21-2012 15:15 by BEGO Comments (0)