That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

hates that awkward moment when you think you can do a quick pick because it's a dry booger and it turns out to be a gooey one!!

your wife gives birth to an African American baby, and you realize you must be part African American.

Tht awkward moment when you realise that in the movie 2012 the first thing that flooded was New York and now it is 2012 and New York is flooding.

ur in church and you fart, all that goes through ur mind is=f*** what do I do!!f***

you find that the girl you're stalking is stalking you

you are dancing with a girl and she bends over so you can grind it. Then you realize that she dropped an earring and no one at the Starbuck's can hear your iPod but you...

you walk out of the house with no pants on

you are imprisoned in the corner of the shower because the water is too col. Even awkwarder when you have to call your mom to turn the hot water on.

you take a shower in the middle of the day, and you don't know whether to put on regular clothes or pajamas.

your hanging out in the frozen food section and the only girls that are participating in the "National No Bra Day" are 500lb ghetto hoes..

your the only Texas Longhorn fan in Cotton Bowl Stadium after half-time.

I've reached that awkward time of day between "coffee wearing off" and "murdering my co-worker."

I've reached that awkward time of day between "coffee wearing off" and "murdering my co-worker."

I don\`t miss anyone from the past... not even me

\"Want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights\" ... Shut up you slut go buy a coat..

girls are wearing more makeup than clothes..

You see someone you know and you both make eye contact then don't say anything to each other.

a GPS tells a gay guy to go straight.

Hitler looks at his gas bill.

.. your p issing at someone's house and your p iss comes out in 2 streams: one in the toilet and one on the seat...