That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

you go up to a woman and ask when is the baby due but she is not pregnant!@

your talking on your cell phone telling one of your peeps a good story and the phone rings. You had no idea your friend was gone....you were talking to "yourself" for 5 minutes :(

you go to a friends yard sale .. and you see the gift you got them for their birthday is for sale!

you wreck yourself when you could of avoided that by checking yourself beforehand

you're leaving church and you realise your zipper has been down for the entire service

you and your girlfriend are both looking at your facebook, And the one night stand from last night sends you a friend request......

you realize you used the status bar instead of the search bar!

someone's zipper is down & you don't know whether to tell, because you can't explain why you were looking that low.

Nancy Gracy heard the "Not Guilty" verdict in the Casey Anthony trial.

Casey Anthony shows up for christmas dinner

That very awkward moment when the doctor asks you if you’re sexually active… in front of your wife..whom you last slept with two months ago.

you wave to someone from far away and someone else you don't know waves back.

you make eye contact with your cat while he's in the cat box taking a dump

someone asks you whats wrong and they are the problem

someone calls your name and you answer, but they're not talking to you.

You're visiting someone else house and you got to take a crap and the bathroom is next to the living room

the guy who discovered milk had to explain to the village what he was doing to the cow.

you realize that your zipper has been down all morning and you think back to all the people you have had contact with since then.

someone isn’t txting you back and then you see them update their status from mobile…

.. you touch something and it turns to skittles