That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

The guy you have been dating for 2 months texts you the word "ho" instead of "hi"....

your staring into a car with tinted windows... Only to see people staring right back at you..

You make eye contact with a complete stranger and look away like you werent looking...

two people start a conversation on YOUR Facebook status.

your hanging out in the frozen food section and the only girls that are participating in the "National No Bra Day" are 500lb ghetto hoes..

u open up a present and it's a bottle of penls enlargement pills =,(

you've been sitting on the pot looking at your phone too long, and your butt falls asleep and you can't stand up.

your sarcasm isn’t understood in a text.

I remember laying there and waiting for Santa to come.... then there was that awkward silence as he got dressed and left.

there’s a hair in your mouth and you can’t find it so you’re just grabbing your tongue, in public.

you go to England for holiday because they speak your language, and you can’t understand a thing the cab driver is saying.

That very awkward moment when the doctor asks you if you’re sexually active… in front of your wife..whom you last slept with two months ago.

the you get in the van and the old man doesn't have any candy.....

u have long eye contact with someone whos really attractive, only cause its too hard to walk away from the mirror.

The awkward moment in a public rest room when you finish using the handicap stall and a handicapped person is waiting on you!

That awkward moment at the grocery store when you have to look at the product after trying a food sample.

you see someone wearing a skirt that looks like it could be a belt

The awkward moment when the only thumb up is yours

the an emo orders a happy meal at McDonalds

the person in the cubicle next door farts instead of pooping and you strain yourself trying not to burst out laughing