That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

you try and fart and a lil juice comes out and you're at your friend's house with all your buddies so you go to the bathroom, see the damage and take your underwear off and throw behind the door hoping no one finds them.

the guy who just finished blowing you gets up and tries to kiss you.

your girlfriend changes her relationship status to 'it's complicated' even though you thought things were going swimingly.

you realize you dont like anybody on your friends list.

you fall assleep at night and wake up at 2 in the morning

your friend shows you his favorite music when it all stinks.

a text message comes back to haunt you!!!:/

you spell a word so wrong that autocorrect has no suggestions.

I had a very awkward moment in the checkout line today. I grazed a lady's boob... It was embarrassing for both of us and the two people between us too.

Life’s just one big awkward moment.

someone near you has really bad BO and you think its yourself that smells

You are at the grocery store with a cart full of booze and you run into your minister

You are the type of person that Giggles When You are Nervous......and you are at a Funeral

two people start a conversation on YOUR Facebook status.

you cook a DiGiorno Pizza in the oven and nobody questions you about the delivery."

Never let em see you sweat. But if you suspect they notice you're sweating tell them how sexy they'll look naked on your bed. Then they'll start sweating over the awkwardness, and then you'll be even.

you check the price tag and sadly walk away.

Chris Brown sees a hot chick and says "I'd hit that."

When your wife says let's do it like they do in the movies and when your about to cum you pull out and unload in her face and she screams at you and you realize you don't watch the same kind of movies!!!!

you throw a party and tell everyone its going to be the best party you've ever been to and then the people show up and theres country music and a stupid clown with a broken neck -.-