New Funny Away Messages
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I was here, but then I left. I may come back, but then again I might not. Can't talk, running from dinosaurs at the moment....... WARNING! Facebook now automatically scans your brain through your monitor. To BLOCK, go to your kitchen cabinet and remove the box of aluminum foil. Wrap foil around your head,stay calm & breathe through your left nostril. This is a serious problem & has been confirmed by my..cousin 's...girl friend's neighbor's son's baby's mama and her pet chihuahua. Copy and paste as your status & SAVE YOUR FRIENDS-HURRY! hahaha isn't my away message funny?!?! justin bieber gone crazy gt urgent swimming to do in toilette+be ryt bck boyfriend is currently eating my yeast you pervert or is he :) geuss what, guess what ????????.. .......... .......... ........ nm o 4 got Do not red this away message. I said STOP! STOP! Crap, I dropped my keyboard. When I find it, I'll get back to you.... Sorry, talking to you all, gave my computer a virus, it's doesn't like loosers, chow for now BrB..im hungry..don't PM.. I might bite/eat YOU sorry I am away because I died. wanna kno how?? you killed me by borin me to death (NAME HERE) When growing up as a child mom always says not to play with your food but she never anything about playing with yourself, that's why I am away if you must know Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the Facebook right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences. You can reach my parents at their places of business. Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being. Have a nice day! Roses are red. Violets sre blue. Brb I am gonna go get screwed off on staycation. I'll check my answering machine or just call the cell do the dishes and clean the house while I sweat it out at the party I saw you naked... Whats osama bin ladens favorite website? Aim.com is watching 60 minutes bb n 2 hours pdf phytoplankton mitigation da mystery you will never solve Pages: [1] 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 NEXT >
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