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If she bad, go ahead n' b a dad im busy, your ugly, have a nice day TIME TO USE BATHROOM WAIT 2 hours!!!!!! Killing Time!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!! "EARTH!" "FIRE!" "WIND!" "WATER!" "HEART!" "Go Planet!" "By your powers combined, I am AWAY NOW" happy fahter's day today is the day I feel like zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz zzzzz..... .......... .......... .. hme taking a shower another day another problem @ night time while I sleep I dream that my jelly beans jump into my milk and start to drown, I try to save them, but then all the other jellybeans start to attack me! I bite the nose off of the purple one and it cusses me out. It is absolutely dreadful...now ur gonna have it too, just like me!! IS UNAVAILABLE AT THIS TIME .HER WHOLE WORLD HAS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN AND SHE CANNOT RETURN UNTIL SHE HAS FIXED IT.SORRY FOR ANY INCONVIENIENCE. I love you like a fat kid loves cake. Okay Have a nice day! =] b0r3d nd buzZy n0t talkIIn to u Im busy killing zombies, saving the world, or whatever makes you think that I'm doing somehting CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this. Life is like candy, sweet! "Dude, My status is away, is that telling you something, I know!!! It's telling you I'M AWAY!!! Please leave a message after the virtual tone.. *beep* one day you will come to me and ask me what is more important - you or my life- i'll say my life and you'll walk away never knowing that you are my life teeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeehe eeeeeeeeee eee I pooted I am not not not here ya mammas house D Start to poopoo let me look on your face and know how ugly you are El Dominicano: No Saluda Dice... Ke Lo Ke? El Dominicano: No Se Emborracha, Se Da Un Jumo
El Dominicano: No Pelea, Se Faja,
El Dominicano: No Dise "Ke Cosa Eta", Dise "Ke Vaina Eta",
El Dominicano: No Dise "Ay Dios Mio" Dise "Anda El Diablo", El Dominicano: No Dise Ta Bien, Dise Tato, El Dominicano: No Pide Goma De Mascar, Pide Un Chicle Duble, El Dominicano: No Hace Pupu, Si No Ke Se Caga, El Dominicano: No Te Da Una Galleta, Te Da Una Tabana, El Dominicano: No Es Mentiroso, Es Jablador, El Dominicano: No Te Pide, Te Lambe, El Dominicano: No Escucha Coversaciones Ajenas, Es un Comeboca El Dominicano: No Te Mira, Te Chekea, El Dominicano: No Tiene Amigos, Tiene Coro, El Dominicano: No Tiene Novia(o), Tiene Jevo(a), El Domincano: No Va A Una Fiesta, Va A Un Party, El Dominicano: No Se Cae, Se Da Un Estrallon, El Dominicano: No Se Enamora, Se Aficia, El Dominicano: No Besa, Se Chulea O Da Lengua, El Dominicano: No Le Da Diarea, Le Da Churia, El Dominicano: No Se Molesta, Se Killa O Le Da Pike, El Dominicano: No molesta solo jode El Dominicano: No Te Golpea, Te Saca La Mierda De Un Trompon, El Dominicano: No Te Convense, Te Da Cotorra O Labia, El Dominicano: No Se Rie, Sino Ke Se Caga De La Risa, El Dominicano: No Va Corriendo, Sino Juyendo, El Dominicano: No Toma Cerveza, Se Da Una Fria, El Dominicano: No Come, Se Jarta, El Dominicano: No Pide Un Ride, Sino Una Bola, El Dominicano: No Es Cualkier Vaina Es Dominicano It's %t. Do you know where your lives are? Mine is strapped to the apple tree in the backyard. Be back when I go fetch it with macaroni! Pages: [1] 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 NEXT >
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