Funny Away Messages
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HOOked on foNics worKd for Me! BE Bak in A BiT. abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz. If you are wondering where the p is, its running down my leg One day your prince will come....mine just took a wrong turn and he's too stubborn to ask for directions! Shhhh.... I'm stalking %n(Their Screen name) right now. Wan't to keep an idiot in suspense? Hold on, I'll be right back Guess what I have a life... want to know why? Because I'm not talking to %n(Their Screen name). I'm not here right now because I'm waiting for %n(Their Screen name) to get offline. Nature is calling and I'm answering! Error 412: (Your Screen name)'s mailbox is full and is temporarily unable to receive messages. Please try back another time. Im not as think as you drunk i am. H lp! S m b d st l ll th v w ls fr m m k yb rd! Hey! be back in a flush...i mean flash! Sorry, I'm away again. Here are my answers to yesterday's messages, in order of their arrival. Yes. Maybe. At seven. You'll get it tomorrow. Creamed asparagus. Thank you. Error 405: This is from the master computer at AIM (SM). There was an error while (Your Screen name) was receiving your data. If this continues to happen restart your computer and try again One out of four people in America has a mental disease. think of your three best friends, if they are all normal, then it's YOU! be back in a bit Hello, you have reached the automated answering service for (your screen name), your message will be answered in the order which it was received, your message # is number 8243, please hold, your message is important to me. This morning i woke up beside a 450 pound Jamaican stripper. I'm not coming out of the shower for 17 days You know the drill, you leave a message, and I'll ignore it. It's that time of week again. I am in the shower. I only know how to do things 3 ways: the WRONG way. the RIGHT way. and MY way. Which is really the WRONG way, only faster! I a m a l i t t l e s p a c e d o u t r i g h t n o w , b e b a c k w h e n I a m a l l t o g e t h e r. Don't Ask. lost... I'm not here
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